5 tips to avoid a catastrophic relationship!

1. If he has never had anything stable in his life:
RUN













2. If he has daddy and mommy issues:
RUN




















3. If he still lives with his mother:
RUN


















4. If he keeps things from past relationships in his bedroom:
RUN




















5. If he has any form or signs of addiction (food, sweets, alcohol, porn, gambling)













What the heck are you still doing here, woman? RUN!

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