12 Things you must give up to be a Happy Man!

1. Your Sanity: "Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy! She's so HOT! Tsssssssssss...." Yep... Men. Your inter-thigh "brain" has tricked you into believing you have found bliss! Since the beginning of time, you have been repeating your ancestral mistakes for millions of years, yet expecting different results... You call that the course of nature... well my friend, I call that lack of sanity! And the first thing you will notice disappearing, when in a relationship, is just that! Slowly but surely, it will be gone. So spare yourself the wasted energy and leave all your sanity at the door. You won't need it anyways, because from now on, you're a Happy man! 2. Your Wallet: When you get your paycheck, do not bother checking it. Just hand it over to your girlfriend. She's the ministry of finance from now on. Besides, you knew that the minute you asked her out. You're going to have to be the gentleman to pay for her "everything"... in return for ...