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12 Things you must give up to be a Happy Man!

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1. Your Sanity: "Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy! She's so HOT! Tsssssssssss...." Yep... Men. Your inter-thigh "brain" has tricked you into believing you have found bliss! Since the beginning of time, you have been repeating your ancestral mistakes for millions of years, yet expecting different results... You call that the course of nature... well my friend, I call that lack of sanity! And the first thing you will notice disappearing, when in a relationship, is just that! Slowly but surely, it will be gone. So spare yourself the wasted energy and leave all your sanity at the door. You won't need it anyways, because from now on, you're a Happy man! 2. Your Wallet: When you get your paycheck, do not bother checking it. Just hand it over to your girlfriend. She's the ministry of finance from now on. Besides, you knew that the minute you asked her out. You're going to have to be the gentleman to pay for her "everything"... in return for ...

Love for DUMMIES!

What matters the most? To love someone and be with them for a short while as lovers... and grow apart then hate each other? Or sacrifice the love to keep the person in our life forever? Would you decide to stay with someone if you knew for sure you would make them miserable and drag them down the hole with you... or would you set them free to watch them fly and enjoy life, without you... and fly back to you sometimes for a short hello... to breathe life back into you again? Would you be able to handle years of knowing for sure you how you feel about this person... and still decide to not say a word... ? Would you be able to be the friend, advise this person and help this person to get closer to everyone but you, while deep inside all you want is for him to love you? Would you be as stupid as a sixteen year old girl who gave away the love of her life, because she was too afraid of what would happen if she stayed? Or would you be selfish and stay, and watch this person's smi...

Getting fried in a UV bed!!!

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In December 2016 I almost begged my GP to refer me to a dermatologist, as my allergies were hitting sky high and the antihistamines she prescribed me were not doing anything … So a couple of days ago, I finally got to see a dermatologist… an appointment  which I had to wait ten whole months for… I was so anxious and excited at the same time because I was thinking, I am FINALLY going to get rid of my allergies and get some answers as to why my skin is more sensitive than ever before! Since I have become so forgetful lately, I decided making a list was a good idea, to make sure I don’t forget about anything. I got there 20 minutes earlier than my appointment., was called in 20 minutes late (completely normal). Finally, I was in! He was a mid aged man, probably mid fifties. His office was clean. He had a few books (that looked brand new, un-cracked open) on a shelf… His computer was up and running, and I noticed a few Google tabs from the co...

Handmade Viking inspired leather bag by Wenetela Wolf.

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How to Be the Perfect Girlfriend - 12 Steps.

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You met the guy of your dreams, he's all you ever dreamed of, the knight in shining armor that will swipe you off your feet and take you away into a fairytale... BUT, he's not really into you? Here's how you can get him to be with you, no matter how stubborn and how uninterested he might be: 1. Chase him: Every person likes to feel wanted, and here is what you can do. Forget about your dignity and chase him. Spill yourself in front of him... Compliment him... pop up randomly at all the places he hangs out at... make him see you, day, night, weekdays, weekends... eventually he will get so used to seeing you around that when he doesn't... he will notice something missing. That's when you got your first hooks on him! 2. Play nice: Now that you have his attention, put on your best act. And yes, I mean ACT. We both know you're not that sweet innocent, trusting and harmless girl you are trying to portrait, and we all know you have a crazy b*tch hidden in you so...

Naughty or Nice.

Does it take a lot of effort to be a good person? Yes. Is it tiring to keep doing it? Of course. Should we stop? No. Does that mean we have to take everyone's BS? Hell No! Being good does not mean stupid, naive or passive. Step on my toes long enough and you will definitely see another side of me! Peace out!

Forced to become Vegan! (Ranting)

It's been a while since I have written about myself and my life... So today I will be writing about how I was recently "forced" to turn vegan. Yes, you read it right, forced. I am not new to being vegetarian, as I was vegetarian in my younger years for over 18 years, and just a few years ago did I start introducing meat and chicken back to my diet. This year, after a long ping ponging journey between doctors that mostly had no idea what they were saying or doing... I was diagnosed with hypothyroidism, stomach ulcers, anemia, silent acid reflux, Coeliac disease (gluten and lactose intolerance), extreme iron and Vitamin D deficiency, some bacteria in my digestive system that seems to be perforating my stomach... and the list goes on and on and on... while none of the specialists I have been to could confirm any of the above, they have however not hesitated to test out a bunch of pills that counter worked each other and left me in a whole lot of pain, discomfort, horm...

Hurt (cover song)

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Angry Ranting (NSFW)

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Perfect!

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Fehu - Wardruna - History Vikings soundtracks... LIVE.

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In Town...

... in town Seems there is a party in town Looks like I'm the last one to know... Standing here waiting for the bus... While everyone else follows the sound... Am I the only one on this bus? Am I really that strange in this town? Plastic faces and yellow smiles Passing by me all around People swaying to the music   Am I immuned to these sounds? Don't these people have any worries, Any trouble, any pain?   Am I the only one still humane? This wind is frozen Just like some hearts This path I've chosen Has broken my heart... Wenetela Wolf. 13 July 2016. 20:11
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In the name of love, STOP! Love is a modern form of addiction, In the hands of fools and abusers. If you trust them enough to give away your heart, It may lead you to your own destruction! Feelings are more valuable than gold, It's better when some are never told. Inside Your heart, them safe you can hold, Don't share them with a narcissist, don't be so bold! This sacrifice can cross all logical limits, Until the sacrificed person becomes you. Stop being a victim to an abuser who knows no limits, It's time to stand up and just yell NO!!! by. Wenetela Wolf. 05.07.2016 12:49 p.m. © right now   

Parisienne Moonlight - Cover.

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Tveit kirke.

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MjĂžlnir (Thor's hammer) painting... finally finished!

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Birthday...

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I spent my birth day yesterday with this lady in red... Hope next year I will actually celebrate something... This year I just celebrated my sanity, or what is left of it...

Art For Sale.

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Viking acrylic painting - for sale.

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Acrylic Painting - Viking Rune Stone - For Sale.